This is hilariously effective. It scrapes a few online lyrics databases and does some analysis to determine the quality of a rhyme. Be sure to check the bottom of the whitepaper for some sample output. Direct PDF link.

 

"Luckily I speak l33t." This is painfully bad.

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I only knew about 30% of the quotes. But then again, I don't watch many movies with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Via @gedeon.

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This is uncanny to watch if you've ever seen Glenn Beck's TV show.

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"Whateva! I'll do what I want!"

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Woot goes to CES, makes fun of everyone. Hilarious.

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The revolutionary new laptop from Apple with no keyboard; just a wheel. Hilarious.

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Or at least Sun would have us believe.

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People can be really irrational about bugs. And by irrational, I mean hilarious.

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The fact of the matter is, I'm pretty drunk right now, and this is a drunk storage sale.

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